Random stupid jokes. Random Jokes 2019-01-17

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The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all. How do fish get high? Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Please give whatever you think appropriate. Because his mother was a wafer so long! I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. All generated information from the Internet, books, encyclopedia, etc. Some of them are simply better than others, while some are worse than anything you might have heard in your life. What do you call a bear with no teeth? Because it's a little meteor.

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Mefco's Random Joke Server

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Let us know what is on your mind. What is grey and can't fly? You look a little pail! These are listed for you by title. Because all the little fish go blu, blu blu. Peter comes out and calls her name. Joke: A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.

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Random Dirty Joke

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We aim to provide interesting riddles and answers that will elicit deep thought, community discussion, and creativity in our users. The sphinx growled in outrage as it tried to free itself. If you enjoy our jokes, please make a PayPal donation to us by clicking on the small logo above. Because they make up literally everything. He let out a heavy sigh, and with it, all the residual warmth from our flirty banther evaporated.

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Random Funny Jokes

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It just lets out a little wine. Ash: Yes, that's why she gave you your own book. Carter and I decided we should at least explain how it happened. You will be surprised by some of the dumb jokes and should give credit to the Redditors, because they are really very creative. Well, I am 100% sure you did. A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.

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Jokes we consider best and funniest

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Q: Where will the government get this money that they are going to return? I saw the same newscast at 6 too. If you would like to participate in the growth of our online riddles and puzzles resource, please and browse our. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar? The camel grunted and farted. Because she ran away from the ball! They have to sit in their own pew. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial. Nothing, it just let out a little whine! But it does confirm my hypothesis. If you find that confusing, just think how the criosphinx must have felt.

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25 Jokes That Are So Dumb, They're Actually Funny! #21 Killed Me!

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You make a seizure salad! I can clearly see you're nuts! Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Back to newscast: He jumped! Q: So the government is giving me back my own money? You stay here, I'll go on a head! Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. He wanted a meatier shower! These are the only American businesses still operating in the U. Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? When I woke up, my pillow was gone. Puck: Well, she likes me best, of course. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1 Spending it at yard sales, or 2 Going to ball games, or 3 Spending it on prostitutes, or 4 Buying Beer or 5 Buying Tattoos.

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31 Stupid Jokes That Are So Dumb, They're Actually Funny! #17 Is EPIC

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Please drop us an email. Or run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which. Here, we have collected some of the best stupid but funny jokes for you. Brunette: I have a confession to make. An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. As you can see, it's one past midnight, so he only told one lie.

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Random Jokes

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All the lists are random, so each time the results are not the same. Because he was on duty. He wanted to get a long little doggy! Where did the camel come from, you ask? The criosphinx snarled and clawed at the floor, trying unsuccessfully to push the camel off; but Hindenburg just splayed his legs, made alarmed honking sounds, and let loose gas. Some of them don't seem to be moving. Because he was a little shellfish. Because it scares the bejesus out of the dogs! I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

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Random Funny Jokes

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And as much as we like to hear these hilarious jokes, we love to share them with our friends and family on a regular basis via social networks, such as Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp. He might as well have accused me of being a traitor or a murder or a Kardeshian. Every time they tell a lie, their clock moves forward by one minute. I saw the same thing on the 6:00pm news and I knew he jumped. Where do you want me to put these blinds? But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Random Funny Jokes: Blonde & Brunette

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We would like to hear from you. This is George Washington's clock. He had no body to go with him! Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. Welcome to the award winning Random Joke Server. I'm the handsome, charming one. © 2000 , All rights reserved. There are clocks everywhere, not a single square inch of wall or ceiling doesn't have a timepiece.

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