Nerd joke of the day. Nerds Quotes (69 quotes) 2018-12-27

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5 Nerd Jokes

nerd joke of the day

When you go into a computer store, you eavesdrop on a salesperson talking with customers and you butt in to correct him and spend the next twenty minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesperson stands by silently, nodding his head. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.


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Nerd joke of the day

nerd joke of the day

If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. You understand all the above jokes. People developing software, or doing anything with the software my consider some geek stuff funny, but it might not be funny for the others. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them instantly. They do stupid crap like this to feel special.

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5 Nerd Jokes

nerd joke of the day

When not writing, Noemi can be found on the road, hoping to encounter the dragon of her dreams. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. He can't let them steal his whole load. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. You don't even need a license. So far, the Universe is winning.

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Nerd Jokes

nerd joke of the day

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. Open a window without turning your computer back on yes, it is possible. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants and programmers - computer geeks. Here's how: Let go of the mouse. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers.

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Geek or Nerd

nerd joke of the day

You're like, you're in deep cover,' Leon said. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. We are not trying to offend, just looking for a good laugh!! You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.

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Nerd Season

nerd joke of the day

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. Great archive so far, years of collected jokes. This site uses cookies to store information on your computer. But you cannot give someone directions to your house without looking up the street names. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the screaming at him to stop. The truck driver is totally shocked. The truck driver asks him why he did that.

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Here Are 25 Jokes That Only Nerds Will Understand. If You Laugh Then Yep, You’re A Nerd!

nerd joke of the day

Off the top of your head, you can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :. He makes some really good points about the everyday technology that we use like printer ink and usb devices. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. Another few pushes and the watch gave the time in Japan — in Japanese! With this article you can also do something for your abs and burn off the excess Christmas treats.

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Joke of the Day

nerd joke of the day

All his professionallism goes right out the window. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. He can't let them steal his whole load. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. She gets in the car. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling.

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