No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water's edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison. Musica ficta: When you lose your place and have to bluff until you find it again. Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? Upon hearing their actual tones coming back at them, some hornists have been known to actually vomit on stage due to the hideousness of their own tone. Q: What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an average all-pro offensive lineman? Disclaimer: These jokes are not meant to offend anybody. .
Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a pirhana? He hesitated, fearing what he would see when he opened the door. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one. Q: What's the difference between a Electric Guitar and a trampoline? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. A: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom. Q: Why was the musician arrested? Your Name first or full name Your Location e.
Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop. He later realized he had gave him a sheet of fingerstyle guitar music. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. I've heard for many years that the only thing worse than having a saxophonist play in your group was having two saxophonists in the wings available, suited up and ready for action. Q: What's the definition of an optimist? Q: What's the difference between alto clef and Greek? The instrument's stealth qualities lure its intended victims into a false state of security, and then hit them without mercy. No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
I don't want to return it! Why didn't the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven? Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Q: Why do guitarists tour the most in the summer? Preferred by 9 out of 10 classroom teachers. Q: What do call Bach? Type your search here: Found drummer 31 times. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. A: They never know when to come in. Displaying results 1 to 10.
How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? Q: What do all great guitarists have in common? A: The lead guitarist turned a string and wouldn't say which one. Is there a chance that you can come up with another wish instead that would make it a little easier? What did the bagpiper get on his I. Music Joke 32 Q: Which positions does a violist use? Q: How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and three to bitch that they could have done it if they had the high notes. Music Joke 20 Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? Music Joke 80 Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all. A: god doesn't think he's a pianist Q: how many drummers does it take to change a light buld? Someone in the next room was now playing. A: You can tune a lawnmower. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
Q: What does a guitar and a lawsuit have in common? Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard? Music Joke 44 Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean? A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator. Q: What's the difference between a guitarist and garbage? About this time, an audience member nudged her husband, noting that the conductor seemed a bit on-edge. Take the batteries out of her electric tuner. Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? The dog knows when to stop scratching. A: A pair of Re-bachs. A: King Kong is more sensitive. Q: What happened to Bach after he had 20 children? A: A guitarist with a mortgage.
A: Seven- if you lay them out correctly. The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. Says interest rates will go up again. With the help of a diplomatic operative during the meal, the intermittent flatulent tones emitted by the bassoon can be blamed on certain visiting high government officials, causing great embarrassment and the possible beginning of hostilities between two countries. A: About two beats behind the drummer. A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth. What is the difference between God and a band director? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
Music Joke 137 Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? Most stores close at 6:30. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? Their intonation problems and constant cracking of pitches is of great annoyance to those brass players sitting behind them. Two girls are walking along when they hear. The oboe itself is a harmless composite or wooden conical tube. He must have been a good conductor! I want all people to be free and healthy! You have been elected to the Jazz All-Stars of Heaven--right up there with Satchmo, Miles, Django, all the greats.
A:The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money. It's all in the grip. It Alternates Between One And Five. The only countermeasure to this weapon is to remove and professionally destroy the ordnance reed. Q: What's the difference between a singer and a toilet? What did you do on Earth? Music Joke 48 Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. A: Three and one-half pounds, including the urn.
Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? A: He wanted to sing higher! A: The knocking always speeds up. She asks why he keeps calling. A: He holds it and the world revolves around him. It looks easy until you try it. But I pick the guys.